With the Christmas holiday fast approaching, Americans are making their lists and checking them twice, hoping to find the perfect gift for their friends, family, and loved ones.
And, with politics no longer taking a back seat in our popular culture, there will be plenty of Beltway-themed gifts placed under the tree in 2021, from the ever-popular “Build the Wall” play sets, to just about any piece of “Let’s Go Brandon” merchandise you can think of.
But perhaps the most sought-after gift for the politically-minded person of your list has now arrived: The “Joe in a Box” from Flag and Cross.
Pop goes the WEASEL! Yes, we said it.
Your liberal friends’ mind’s will explode when they see this gift of the year, and we can’t say “sorry!”Advertisement - story continues below
Because who can resist the hilarity that will ensue when this White Elephant gift of the century appears at parties and living rooms nationwide. Oh look, it’s harmless sleepy Joe…dah-dah-dah-dahhhhdah…. and out pops the crazy, cackling, communist grimace of the person we all think is really in charge!
That’s right…there’s quite a surprise once you’ve fully cranked the handle on the Joe in the Box:
That’s right! It’s “Border Czar” and possible “Shadow President” Kamala Harris!