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2021's Most Sought After Conservative Gift: Joe in the Box

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With the Christmas holiday fast approaching, Americans are making their lists and checking them twice, hoping to find the perfect gift for their friends, family, and loved ones.

And, with politics no longer taking a back seat in our popular culture, there will be plenty of Beltway-themed gifts placed under the tree in 2021, from the ever-popular “Build the Wall” play sets, to just about any piece of “Let’s Go Brandon” merchandise you can think of.

But perhaps the most sought-after gift for the politically-minded person of your list has now arrived:  The “Joe in a Box” from Flag and Cross.

From the website:

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Pop goes the WEASEL! Yes, we said it.

Your liberal friends’ mind’s will explode when they see this gift of the year, and we can’t say “sorry!”

Because who can resist the hilarity that will ensue when this White Elephant gift of the century appears at parties and living rooms nationwide. Oh look, it’s harmless sleepy Joe…dah-dah-dah-dahhhhdah…. and out pops the crazy, cackling, communist grimace of the person we all think is really in charge!

That’s right…there’s quite a surprise once you’ve fully cranked the handle on the Joe in the Box:

That’s right!  It’s “Border Czar” and possible “Shadow President” Kamala Harris!

This hilarious gift is exclusive to Patriot Depot and the Flag and Cross store and only in extremely limited quantities.  Click here to purchase!

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As a lifelong advocate for the dream promised us in the Constitution, Andrew West has spent his years authoring lush prose editorial dirges regarding America's fall from grace and her path back to prosperity. When West isn't railing against the offensive whims of the mainstream media or the ideological cruelty that is so rampant in the US, he spends his time seeking adventurous new food and fermented beverages, with the occasional round of golf peppered in.