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Aggressive Capitol Hill Fox Captured After Series of Attacks

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While “Capitol Hill Fox” sounds like a two-it, one-hour drama on basic cable that follows the work of some smarmy lady-lawyer working the mean streets of Washington DC, the truth is that the grounds of Senate have been having some varmint problems of late.

And no, that’s not a euphemism for Congress itself, although, it could be.

This week, authorities finally nabbed an aggressive fox that has been stalking lawmakers in and around the Capitol.

It came a little too close fur comfort – allegedly biting a California congressman and about five other victims on Capitol Hill before high-tailing it around the Russell Senate Office Building.

The so-called Senate fox prompted Capitol police to warn of “aggressive fox encounters” on Tuesday afternoon, urging the public, “please do not approach any foxes.”

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Among the furry fiascos, the four-legged trickster hounded Rep. Ami Bera, D-California, biting the back of his leg Monday night.

And also:

The fox also allegedly bit Politico reporter Ximena Bustillo.

“That feel when you get bit by a fox leaving Capitol cause that’s of course something I expect in THE MIDDLE OF DC,” she tweeted.

The fury scoundrel has allegedly been involved in at least six reported incidents thus far.

Unfortunately, due to the threat of rabies, the fox had to be euthanized.

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As a lifelong advocate for the dream promised us in the Constitution, Andrew West has spent his years authoring lush prose editorial dirges regarding America's fall from grace and her path back to prosperity. When West isn't railing against the offensive whims of the mainstream media or the ideological cruelty that is so rampant in the US, he spends his time seeking adventurous new food and fermented beverages, with the occasional round of golf peppered in.