The United States is currently preparing for a major invasion, and some in the north half of the nation are already feeling the sting of the hovering hordes.
We’re talking about “Brood X”, of course: The largest group of cyclical cicadas in North America, who will emerge by the trillions in the coming weeks to hatch, mate, and reproduce, all while constantly “singing” their horrid and screechy reproductive opus.
The large bugs even got past Secret Service and the Marines to attack Joe Biden on at tarmac just the other day.
President Biden gets the cicada treatment on the way to Europe pic.twitter.com/ywthb2hIJytake our poll - story continues below
— The Recount (@therecount) June 9, 2021
Now, Brood X is even being blamed for car accidents.
Vincent Bingham was driving in Cincinnati Monday when a cicada got a little too close for comfort, causing him to crash his car into a utility pole.
“I was driving, and I’m guessing it was a cicada flew in and smacked me right in the face,” Bingham told an officer at the scene of the crash in bodycam footage released by the Cincinnati Police Department.
Witnesses of the crash told the responding officer that Bingham wasn’t swerving or speeding until he randomly jerked the wheel, causing him to total his car.
Tellingly, body camera audio was nearly drowned out by the buzzing of the cicadas nearby.
The story of a #cicada that caused a driver to crash on Riverside Dr. earlier in the week has been all the buzz.
As the kids like to say, "Video, or it didn't happen…" well here it is:
(PS We're so glad this young man is ok. He has been a great sport about the whole thing) pic.twitter.com/cSdoBBeh3G
— Cincinnati Police Department (@CincyPD) June 10, 2021
Thankfully, no one was injured in the incident.
Brood X cicadas have been emerging in such great numbers in the northeast that they’ve even been picked up on weather radar.
Southern Restaurant Scorched After Refusing to Serve Unvaccinated People
The unvaccinated are quickly becoming second class citizens in America.
In these late-stages of the pandemic, there are a number of emerging plot lines that almost seem more controversial than those that we experienced at the beginning of this fiasco, and it makes us wonder if some of it isn’t just for show. For instance, in the restaurant industry, where just about every businesses owner is struggling mightily, there are a number of different approaches to dealing with this latest “delta” variant of COVID-19. This is of particular note now that many establishments had reopened during the lull in cases, and are now hanging on for dear life during “delta”. But one restaurant in the deep south has thrown their prosperity aside, and are making the controversial decision to serve only vaccinated customers. An Atlanta restaurant is making the bold decision to serve only customers who are fully vaccinated. Argosy Restaurant and Bar, located in East Atlanta Village, is one of the first businesses in Georgia to mandate with signs that say “No Vax, No Service.” The company owner made the decision earlier this week after he and several of his employees, who were all fully vaccinated, contracted the virus as breakthrough cases. The owner has suggested that these breakthrough cases were worse for business than treating the unvaccinated as though they are second class citizens. “We did it strictly as a business decision after multiple staff members tested positive,” said restaurant owner Armando Celentano. “We had to close down during a busy weekend, losing out on tens of thousands of dollars.” The decisions certainly stirred up a great deal of conversation on social media, where the restaurant received both praise and criticism for its decision.
US Women’s Soccer Team Skips Representing U.S.A. at Opening Ceremony
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