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Cracker Jack’s Creeping Woke Madness 

Can you feel it?

A J Rice

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Bruce was on the Wheaties box – back when Caitlin was still Bruce. Lia Thomas might be a candidate for the Cracker Jill box. 

Just in time to reward him for coming in fifth against Riley Gaines in the NCCA Women’s 200 Meter Freestyle race the other day. 

Yes, Cracker Jill. 

The popcorn snack synonymous with Jack is the latest to transition – into Jill. Several of them, actually. One for each color of the Benetton rainbow and also the size chart. Don’t body shame, you racist patriarchal cisgender person!

Which, of course, presents a conundrum for Pepsi, the Woke Cola company that owns what was the Cracker Jack brand. At least in terms of the possibility of having Lia on the box – given what’s still between his legs. 

Finally, one of his team-mates has dared to speak about this openly. That would be Riley Gaines, who had to accept her trophy for sixth place despite having tied for fifth with Lia – who was given pride of place over Gaines. In an interview with Tucker Carlson, she said: “I went behind the podium to collect my fifth place trophy and they kind of blatantly told me told me that Lia would hold the fifth place trophy and that I could pose with the sixth place trophy for photos and I would be mailed a fifth place trophy.”     

“When I kind of questioned it, you know, I asked (the official) ‘is there a reason why you’re giving Lia the trophy”? he just explained to me that, ‘we’re giving it in chronological order,’ and I questioned him again, what does that mean? What are we being chronological about? We tied. And he kind of blatantly said, ‘we’re just gonna give the trophy to Lia, we respect and admire your swim but Lia needs to hold the trophy.”

Can you feel the creeping madness?

He needs to hold the trophy. 

In order to make the point. No, in order to rub it in the face of women like Riley Gaines that men now own their sport. 

As Tucker went on to point out, not only is the NCAA allowing biological men to compete with biological women in sports where being a biological male confers a massive inherent strength advantage that no amount of training or dedication can overcome, it is also promoting biological males over actual females in women’s sports.

“There is difference between your sex and your gender identity,” Gaines told Tucker. Yes. Kind of like the difference between night and day. 

She went on to describe the way she feels Title IX is being “misconstrued” and how people like Thomas and his enablers are “completely violating women and women’s rights.”    

“It was really baffling,” she went on – regarding Title IX, the federal legislation passed in 1972 that prohibits sex-based discrimination in any publicly funded college or university that receives funding from the federal government. Under Title IX, schools were obliged to fund women’s sports the same as men’s sports. The foundational intent was to provide women with similar opportunities to participate in and excel at sports that were previously off limits to them because there weren’t any (or many) such opportunities. 

Title IX was never meant to take away women’s opportunities – by allowing biological men to claim them, by claiming to be female. Lia isn’t just a male pretending to be a woman so he can compete with them.

He’s an opportunistic jerk. The same type of guy who pretends to be handicapped – so he can use the parking spots reserved for those who actually are.        

“They protected such a small minority and they turned their back on what Title IX stands for,” Gaines said.   

But Lia isn’t part of any minority – unless white men have suddenly become one. Putting on a women’s bathing suit and tucking your equipment doesn’t make you a woman any more than putting on blackface made Al Jolson African American. The analogy is apt because the offensiveness is corollary. Both make a mockery of reality; of what it means to be female or black – neither of which you can just take off or put back on whenever it’s convenient.

Or advantageous. 

Lia swims with women because he could not swim competitively with other men. So he took advantage of a weak, Woke culture to play the role of a woman – and thereby degrade women’s sports. 

“They just eliminated what it (title IX) stands for,” Tucker explained. “This is cheating, to allows someone with a biological advantage to compete.”   

He’s right. What’s next? Will guys who couldn’t make the cut in the Big Leagues “identify” as 13-year-olds so they can dominate in the Little League World Series?

Maybe even become the next Jill on the Cracker Jack box?  


A.J. Rice is author of the book, The Woking Dead: How Society’s Vogue Virus Destroys Our Culture. He serves as CEO of Publius PR, a premier communications firm in Washington D.C. 

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EEK ELON! Musk Sexual Assault Story Comes to Light Ahead of Twitter Deal

Musk claims that the story was a “politically-motivated hit piece”.

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Just as Elon Musk was set to make an unprecedented mark on the social media landscape, his proverbial train has been derailed.

Musk, who has been bickering with Twitter over their phony user data, was set to drop $44 billion on the deal, when he was suddenly sideswiped by a SpaceX-related sexual assault allegation.

SpaceX CEO Elon Musk denied a sexual assault claim from a former flight attendant, whom the company reportedly paid $250,000 as part of a severance agreement in 2018.

Musk, in a Thursday tweet following the story, claimed the story should be “viewed through a political lens.”

The attendant worked on a contract basis in the cabin crew for SpaceX’s corporate jet fleet. She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to Business Insider.

It gets creepier…

A declaration signed by the attendant’s friend detailed the incident, which reportedly took place in 2016. Email correspondence and other records, which the friend provided Business Insider, reportedly corroborate the claims. The attendant reportedly told her friend that SpaceX encouraged her to get licensed as a masseuse, so she could give Musk massages. She said Musk propositioned her during one such massage.

Musk claimed that the story was a “politically-motivated hit piece”, and pointed to his decades of time in the public eye with no scandals as corroborating evidence of his alleged innocence.

Just as Elon Musk was set to make an unprecedented mark on the social media landscape, his proverbial train has been derailed. Musk, who has been bickering with Twitter over their phony user data, was set to drop $44 billion on the deal, when he was suddenly sideswiped by a SpaceX-related sexual assault allegation. SpaceX CEO Elon Musk denied a sexual assault claim from a former flight attendant, whom the company reportedly paid $250,000 as part of a severance agreement in 2018. Musk, in a Thursday tweet following the story, claimed the story should be “viewed through a political lens.” The attendant worked on a contract basis in the cabin crew for SpaceX’s corporate jet fleet. She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to Business Insider. It gets creepier… A declaration signed by the attendant’s friend detailed the incident, which reportedly took place in 2016. Email correspondence and other records, which the friend provided Business Insider, reportedly corroborate the claims. The attendant reportedly told her friend that SpaceX encouraged her to get licensed as a masseuse, so she could give Musk massages. She said Musk propositioned her during one such massage. Musk claimed that the story was a “politically-motivated hit piece”, and pointed to his decades of time in the public eye with no scandals as corroborating evidence of his alleged innocence.

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NBC Finally Admits That Hunter Biden Laptop Story is Real

Objective journalism, this was not.

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The selective ambivalence of the mainstream media is just diet lies, we must always remember this.  It’s like poisoning a healthy cereal but only telling folks about the “essential vitamins and minerals”, leaving off the part about the cyanide.

So when the infotainment industry decides to simply ignore a story, arbitrarily, they are withholding the bigger, more important truth.  The full truth.

Such is the story of the Hunter Biden “laptop from Hell”, that the mainstream media wouldn’t talk about at all until Joe Biden was elected President.  To do so would cast doubt on his family’s ability to avoid nepotism and/or trouble, and may have swayed the 2020 election.

But now that there has been a significant amount of pressure put on them, they’re beginning to crack.

NBC News is the latest legacy news organization to offer delayed legitimacy to the Hunter Biden scandal after downplaying the revelations from his laptop during the 2020 presidential election.

NBC published a story Thursday headlined, “Analysis of Hunter Biden’s hard drive shows he, his firm took in about $11 million from 2013 to 2018, spent it fast,” citing documents showing the fortune he made while working for the Ukrainian energy company Burisma, as well as through his business ties to a Chinese energy company. It also aired a package about the story Wednesday on “NBC Nightly News,” its flagship evening program.

The report also highlighted some of Hunter Biden’s expenditures showing he “spent more than $200,000 per month from October 2017 through February 2018 on luxury hotel rooms, Porsche payments, dental work and cash withdrawals.”

And then:

“NBC News obtained a copy of Biden’s laptop hard drive from a representative of Rudy Giuliani and examined Biden’s business dealings from 2013 to 2018 based on the information available on the hard drive and the scope of the documents released by the Senate,” the report stated.

This new report flies in the face of how NBC News and its sister cable network MSNBC covered the Hunter Biden laptop’s contents when the story was broken by the New York Post in 2020.

Objective journalism, this was not, and our nation must continue to demand better, lest we wish to fall into the propaganda dystopia that nations such as China and Russia are dealing with.

The selective ambivalence of the mainstream media is just diet lies, we must always remember this.  It’s like poisoning a healthy cereal but only telling folks about the “essential vitamins and minerals”, leaving off the part about the cyanide. So when the infotainment industry decides to simply ignore a story, arbitrarily, they are withholding the bigger, more important truth.  The full truth. Such is the story of the Hunter Biden “laptop from Hell”, that the mainstream media wouldn’t talk about at all until Joe Biden was elected President.  To do so would cast doubt on his family’s ability to avoid nepotism and/or trouble, and may have swayed the 2020 election. But now that there has been a significant amount of pressure put on them, they’re beginning to crack. NBC News is the latest legacy news organization to offer delayed legitimacy to the Hunter Biden scandal after downplaying the revelations from his laptop during the 2020 presidential election. NBC published a story Thursday headlined, “Analysis of Hunter Biden’s hard drive shows he, his firm took in about $11 million from 2013 to 2018, spent it fast,” citing documents showing the fortune he made while working for the Ukrainian energy company Burisma, as well as through his business ties to a Chinese energy company. It also aired a package about the story Wednesday on “NBC Nightly News,” its flagship evening program. The report also highlighted some of Hunter Biden’s expenditures showing he “spent more than $200,000 per month from October 2017 through February 2018 on luxury hotel rooms, Porsche payments, dental work and cash withdrawals.” And then: “NBC News obtained a copy of Biden’s laptop hard drive from a representative of Rudy Giuliani and examined Biden’s business dealings from 2013 to 2018 based on the information available on the hard drive and the scope of…

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