Rumors are swirling today that Robert Mueller is nearing the end of his longstanding “RussiaGate” investigation, and the democrats are figuratively foaming at the mouth. For nearly two years, our nation has been caught up in the twisted, sordid conspiracy theory that Donald Trump, the President of The United States and an extremely wealthy man, has been working for the Russian government in order to get elected. Some say it has to do with a Trump Tower in Moscow, others say it’s due to a blackmail scheme involving unsanitary acts with Russian prostitutes.  In either case, Robert Mueller has been working on the case for two years, only managing to nab a few indictments of low-level Trump acquaintances for crimes not indicative of any “Russian collusion” storyline. Now, as Mueller hemorrhages staff and “no further indictments” seem likely, the nation patiently waits for a final report that they may not even get to see. Furthermore, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein has already begun his work as a “heat shield” for the Mueller report by downplaying expectations of the final product. Fox News host Tucker Carlson is taking things a step further, however, demanding that those who perpetrated the longstanding hoax be held accountable. “There need to be consequences for this,” Carlson said. “Once the Mueller report appears, and it becomes incontrovertible that, whatever his faults, Donald Trump did not collude with the Russians, the many people who’ve persistently claimed on the basis of no evidence that he did collude with the Russians must be punished. Not indicted or imprisoned, but thoroughly shamed and forced to apologize. If Republicans spent three full years falsely claiming that Barack Obama colluded with the government of Iran, would those who claimed it, ever work in politics or media again? That’s a rhetorical question.  Lying…

The nation has been gripped by a terrible and repugnant scandal as of late, as actor Jussie Smollett has become Hollywood’s latest persona non grata. Smollett’s alleged crime is an abhorrent and grotesque one.  The actor stands credibly accused of hoaxing a series of hate crimes against himself for the stated purpose of inflating his net worth. Obviously, the American people are furious with Smollett, despite the mainstream media’s overtly tepid coverage of the vile events conjured by the Empire actor. Now, in a stunning turn of events, ABC News has obtained primary source information regarding Smollett’s disgusting cry for attention, and they are just as damning as one would imagine.  ABC News has obtained a copy of a $3,500 check apparently written by “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett to Abimbola Osundairo, one of the two brothers who police say helped stage an attack on Smollett in Chicago last month. Meanwhile, Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson, appearing exclusively on ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Monday, doubled down on his contention that the ‘Empire’ star fabricated the account. The check’s memo line reads, “5 week Nutrition/Workout program (Don’t Go),” which police have corroborated. The check was dated Jan. 23, six days before Smollett claims he was attacked in a hate crime. A copy of the check was first published online by TMZ. The bizarre memo line is explained further: Sources close to Smollett told ABC News the actor was starting to train for an upcoming music video titled “Don’t Go,” in which he had to appear shirtless. ABC News obtained a calendar entry of Smollett’s that indicates the video was scheduled to be filmed Feb. 23. Smollett has recently claimed that his repeatedly hoaxed hate crimes were committed due to his use of the party drug ecstasy; a purely pathetic attempt at an excuse and…