North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is absolutely paranoid to the max about spies, and thus he takes a lot of super strange and odd precautions to ensure that he thwarts the efforts of the cloak and dagger types any way he possibly can.
Including bringing his own toilet to the summit with Trump in Singapore. Yes, this is actually real. No, you aren’t reading this wrong.
Kim Jong Un actually brought his own toilet to the five star hotel he is staying at in Singapore. You can’t make this kind of goofiness up, folks.
The toilet, which will deny “sewer divers insights into the supreme leader’s stools,” arrived in a transport plane ahead of him that also carried special food and his bulletproof limousine, the South Korean website Chosun reported Monday.
Kim, whose trip to the summit with Trump is only the third time he’s left North Korea since assuming power in 2011, routinely uses a portable john that accompanies him wherever he goes.Trending:
Lee Yun Keol, who served in a North Korean guard unit before defecting to South Korea in 2005, said the country’s leader always travels with a person to keep his bodily functions away from prying eyes.
“Rather than using a public restroom, the leader of North Korea has a personal toilet that follows him around when he travels,” Lee told the Washington Post. “The leader’s excretions contain information about his health status so they can’t be left behind.”Advertisement - story continues below
Kim was so paranoid over fears that his plane would be shot down that on his trip to Singapore, he used an elaborate ruse involving three planes taking off an hour apart from each other to keep potential spies from seeing which aircraft he was on, Chosun reported.
Wow. Just wow.
What information can a spy get from a dictator’s stool sample that would be useful in bringing him down? Medications, perhaps? Favorite foods? Why the heck would a spy want to sewer dive for a man’s fecal matter?
Obviously this precaution was taken because this has either happened to him before or has happened to someone he knows about, which is really weird in and of itself.
Regardless, it seems this guy is really wound tight, doesn’t it? Like he’s afraid his evil actions are going to some day come back to haunt him.
Source: NY Post