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KREMLIN SOURCE: Cancer-Stricken Putin Falls, Soils Himself at Home

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What a fitting beginning of the end for a tyrant.

For months, persistent rumors have suggested that Vladimir Putin is dying of cancer.  The intel has come from both the Kremlin and the Pentagon, and appears to be backed up not only by some of the strange incidents surrounding Putin, but by his abject nihilism when it comes to Ukraine and his nuclear arsenal.

Now, in an apparent turn toward the end, Putin has taken a fall at home and allowed his bowels to betray him.

VLADIMIR Putin has reportedly slipped and fallen down several stairs at his official residence, according to claims from a so-called Kremlin insider.

According to the report, the 70-year-old cancer hit Russian tyrant was allegedly helped to a sofa by bodyguards as his personal doctors rushed to assist him.

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And then came the final insult.

The claims say that Putin allegedly soiled himself during the fall.

My, how the mighty have fallen.  Literally and figuratively.

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As a lifelong advocate for the dream promised us in the Constitution, Andrew West has spent his years authoring lush prose editorial dirges regarding America's fall from grace and her path back to prosperity. When West isn't railing against the offensive whims of the mainstream media or the ideological cruelty that is so rampant in the US, he spends his time seeking adventurous new food and fermented beverages, with the occasional round of golf peppered in.