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Michael Avenatti Has Ludicrous New Plot to Keep His Name in the Headlines

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Wow, this guy is addicted to attention.

Someone get him some help. Is there a support group for addicts of being interviewed by CNN? If so, do Michael Avenatti a solid and sign him up.

The “creepy porn lawyer”, who hilariously threw himself in the middle of the already crazy Kavanaugh hearings, is apparently pretty concerned that now that his client’s story has been discredited, he might have to once again face a life where he is not constantly in the headlines.

Apparently, withdrawal from attention is really painful.

So, like many desperate addicts, he did whatever he could to get his fix.

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Which, in this case, was to challenge Donald Trump Jr. to a three-round MMA fight.


“I’m having lunch with Michael Avenatti at the Vanity Fair Summit and he’s proposing a three-round mixed-martial arts fight with Donald Trump Jr. for charity. No joke,” tweeted reporter Dylan Byers on Tuesday.

“This would be for two great causes. I’m in,” Avenatti replied (as if it wasn’t his idea already.)

This apparently wasn’t the first attempt Avenatti made at getting attention from Trump Jr. this week, after Trump hilariously suggested Avenatti might run with the soon-to-be-released Anthony Weiner for President in 2020.

Avenatti didn’t much care for that.

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Obviously, Avenatti takes himself very seriously, but we’re down for both an exhibition fight and Avenatti 2020, because, let’s be real, it would be awesome.

The Democratic party is doing a pretty good job sinking themselves all on their own, but Avenatti offers to get the job done a lot quicker.

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