News
Michael Avenatti Has Ludicrous New Plot to Keep His Name in the Headlines
Wow, this guy is addicted to attention.
Someone get him some help. Is there a support group for addicts of being interviewed by CNN? If so, do Michael Avenatti a solid and sign him up.
The “creepy porn lawyer”, who hilariously threw himself in the middle of the already crazy Kavanaugh hearings, is apparently pretty concerned that now that his client’s story has been discredited, he might have to once again face a life where he is not constantly in the headlines.
Trending: Trump Woke Up Early & Destroyed ‘Leakin’ James Comey Like He Got Paid To Do It
Apparently, withdrawal from attention is really painful.
So, like many desperate addicts, he did whatever he could to get his fix.
Which, in this case, was to challenge Donald Trump Jr. to a three-round MMA fight.
Um…OK?
“I’m having lunch with Michael Avenatti at the Vanity Fair Summit and he’s proposing a three-round mixed-martial arts fight with Donald Trump Jr. for charity. No joke,” tweeted reporter Dylan Byers on Tuesday.
“This would be for two great causes. I’m in,” Avenatti replied (as if it wasn’t his idea already.)
This would be for two great causes. I’m in. https://t.co/zo46yhsXCi
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018
This apparently wasn’t the first attempt Avenatti made at getting attention from Trump Jr. this week, after Trump hilariously suggested Avenatti might run with the soon-to-be-released Anthony Weiner for President in 2020.
Who else is excited about Avanetti/Weiner 2020?!?
It’s gonna be Carlos Dangerous. https://t.co/yLWO1D2rwx
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 8, 2018
Avenatti didn’t much care for that.
Bif: If I were you, the last thing I would be doing is referencing other people getting out of federal prison. Because after you are indicted, you will likely be passing them on your way in. BTW, they don’t have silver spoons or gold toilets in the joint. Buckle up Buttercup. https://t.co/jnDq4weHZh
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018
Obviously, Avenatti takes himself very seriously, but we’re down for both an exhibition fight and Avenatti 2020, because, let’s be real, it would be awesome.
The Democratic party is doing a pretty good job sinking themselves all on their own, but Avenatti offers to get the job done a lot quicker.
Join the conversation!
We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, vulgarity, profanity, all caps, or discourteous behavior. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain a courteous and useful public environment where we can engage in reasonable discourse.
Meryl Streep Say to Be “Afraid” of POTUS and His “Possibility”?
Of course, as is tradition in Hollywood, Streep made sure to bring a dramatic flair to her "resistance".
ISIS Makes Terrifying Threat for DC During the Holidays
The jihadists were both very specific and very grim in their threats.
Jerome Corsi Up the Ante on Mueller with $350M Surprise!
With whispers of a finale incoming, the Mueller team gets a nasty surprise!
America Sends Bill and Hill Clear Message: You’re Worth About $3.50/ea
At this point, Hillary Clinton has exhumed, reanimated, and murdered her own public persona about a dozen times. What's one...
Google Used Financial Terrorism to Stymy Conservative News in 2017
Google's unkempt and unrepentant oppression of diverse thinking should be criminal.
