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Netflix Film "Bird Box" Inspires Moronic Challenge, Has Streaming Service Warning Patrons

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You’ve likely been hearing quite a bit lately about a Netflix original film starring Sandra Bullock entitled Bird Box.

The movie is a spooky jaunt through a post-apocalyptic world where the main villain is an unseen, shifting force that will force you to commit suicide should you lay eyes upon it.  There appears to be little rhyme or reason to how this entity travels or preys upon its victim, so the entire world has taken to shielding their eyes at all times when they are outside.

It is this factoid that has Netflix scrambling to warn Bird Box fans about a new “challenge” spreading on social media.

And why exactly is this warning necessary?  Allow the dunces of the internet to explain:

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So, folks, let’s just remember that walking around blindfolded can be dangerous.

I can’t believe that this has to be said in 2019.

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As a lifelong advocate for the dream promised us in the Constitution, Andrew West has spent his years authoring lush prose editorial dirges regarding America's fall from grace and her path back to prosperity. When West isn't railing against the offensive whims of the mainstream media or the ideological cruelty that is so rampant in the US, he spends his time seeking adventurous new food and fermented beverages, with the occasional round of golf peppered in.