In an announcement that comes as absolutely no surprise, Stormy Daniels’ lawyer has announced that the adult film actress and aspiring impeachment aid has filed for divorce from her husband.

The most shocking thing about this, of course, is that Daniels has apparently been married this whole time?

The Daily Caller reports:

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Porn star Stormy Daniels’s lawyer Michael Avenatti confirmed that she and her husband Glendon Crain are filing for divorce in a tweet on Monday.

“My client Stormy Daniels and her husband Glen have decided to end their marriage,” Avenatti wrote. “A petition for divorce was filed last week, the accuracy of which is vehemently disputed. Stormy’s daughter remains her number one priority. She kindly asks for privacy for the sake of her family.”

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1021429860953030656

Crain is the one filing for divorce and has a restraining order against Daniels, reported TMZ.

There is conflicting information about how long Daniels has been married to Crain, whose real name is Brendon Miller. Fox News reported that they have been married since 2010, while TMZ reported 2015. Crain is a heavy metal drummer who has worked in the porn industry, reported Bustle. The couple has one daughter.

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So much to unpack, here.

First of all, how hilarious is it that Daniels asks for privacy? Really, lady? Now you want privacy, after begging us to pay attention to you for months on end because you claim you had a consensual affair with the President over a decade before he was elected?

Also, what did she have to do to get a restraining order filed against her? Isn’t she the delicate flower who was intimidated by a Trump henchman who looked suspiciously like another ex-husband of hers?

At the end of the day, when it comes to an adult film actress, what you see is what you get. The Democrats have been trying to paint her as an innocent victim since she first made her appearance on the scene, and certainly her status as an adult film actress don’t disqualify her from being victimized, but what her life tells us about her is that there’s little reason to trust her, especially when her own account of what transpired between herself and Trump paint her as nothing more than a woman who had no problem engaging in extra-marital sexual relations to further her career.

When your life centers around being paid for sex, not only will your marriages likely fail, but your life is unlikely to be dictated by any kind of morality at all.