We must rise above this media trickery, folks. We must realize that we're being played for the purpose of putting our eyeballs on fabric softener commercials.
These defenders of masculinity have gone for the jugular in their latest ad, which is a direct rebuke of a controversial commercial by razor-makers Gillette.
Benioff isn't the only tech-savvy Paul Revere figure sounding the alarm on Facebook, either.
We must ask ourselves; is this the sort of information we want everyone, or even anyone else to have?