Is the earth facing a new, unstoppable global threat?
Yellowstone may be a few dozen millennia overdue for an eruption, and that's why men like Robert Smith are so important.
This is the sort of thing that makes you both scratch your head and *slightly* freak out at the same time.
The overflowing trash cans in Yellowstone may be the very least of our concerns right now.
Here's what you can expect if the 'you-know-what' hits the fan.
Science believes that the event is inevitable, and on a collusion course with the Milky Way.
Al Gore will undoubtedly be inconvenienced by the news.
Given the glut of tumult we face today, we mustn't rule out any signs of the time...no matter how ancient they may be.