All posts tagged "satire"

The Republican Party has a new leader and his name is President Donald J. Trump! Our 45th President cannot be bought and he is not afraid to speak his mind. He’s exactly what our country needed after 8 long years of socialist and anti-American policies coming from the White House. This new die-cut sticker honors...

Begins shipping May 1st! It has been roughly four years since the debut of the “Make America Great Again” hat and liberals are still triggered to the max. If a radical liberal sees anyone, of any ethnicity, wearing a MAGA cap, they are likely to lash out verbally and/or physically. Men, women, children – doesn’t...

The Build The Wall construction set began flying off shelves and landing under Christmas trees in conservative homes all across America. The toy was so popular that it was mentioned on Fox & Friends, CNN, Yahoo, CBS News, USA Today, The New York Post, and more! Sadly, all of this press drew enemy fire from the Left, nearly ruining our small patriotic business....

The Clinton Crime Family. Croneyism. Taxes. Unemployment. Democrat Collusion with Russia. Fake News. Voter Fraud. What do all of these have in common? They are all being exposed, punished and eliminated by President Trump and his administration. Punisher Trump is not afraid of confrontation and he takes no prisoners. Punisher Trump is taking on all of these villains in his quest to Make America Great Again. Will you join him? Place the Punisher Trump Die-Cut Decal on your truck or car to show where you stand. 5" x 5.34" Die-Cut Sticker Scratch Proof Weather Proof *** MADE IN THE USA | VETERAN OPERATED ***

Let’s “Keep America Great” and be sure to vote Trump in 2020! Our pin is die struck from jeweler’s metal with enamel colors and nickel plated. Add as a beautiful new addition to any sport coat or blouse that shows where you stand in 2020! Size: 1″ x .5″

This mug says it best! Drink your cup of #45 Blend Coffee and imagine it’s melted fragile snowflakes.  Liberals love to whine and cry about other people. The truth is, however, they simply want to spend OUR money and not their own. They don’t care about other people as much as they care about telling conservatives...

This mug says it all! Liberals love to put on a big show of emotion about other people. The truth is, however, they simply want to spend OUR money and not their own. True generosity and charity happens when individuals share with others in need. Not when the state confiscates private property and redistributes wealth....

BORDER BLEND: This blend of coffee is strong and dark with notes of chocolate and spice, fortified with American grit and determination. A wall is firm. A wall is strong. You will be, too, with a delicious cup of Border Blend! Build yourself up along with the Border Wall: brick by brick, mug by mug....

Nancy Pelosi wants an open border. Let's send her a message! When you purchase a Build the Wall set, we'll send Nancy a mini-brick in your honor! We hope to send hundreds of thousands of mini-bricks to build a toy wall in her office! We want to keep her there until she agrees to support President Trump’s border wall! We understand why illegal aliens want to live and work in America. After all, we are the greatest nation on earth. In the interest of national security, however, we cannot allow just anyone and everyone to cross our borders. While there are good people attempting to enter our nation, there are also gangs, criminals, and terrorists. Everyone who wants to enter our country must enter legally for the safety of all. The wall must be built. The wall will keep America safe and strong. Only then will we be able to help those in need. 101 Pieces Includes President Trump figurine w/ a MAGA hard hat! Neither Keep and Bear nor this product are provided, endorsed, sponsored by, or affiliated with LEGO Juris A/S or LEGO A/S (collectively "LEGO"), and LEGO does not provide any support or warranty for this product.

The mid-terms are over and the highly anticipated "blue wave" was more like a blue stain on the bottom of President Trump's penny loafers. Republicans gained even more seats in the Senate. Those Senators who voted against Kavanaugh were booted out of office. Sure, we lost some seats in the house. But this is the way every mid-term goes after a Presidential election. President Trump will likely nominate another conservative Supreme Court Justice before his first term is over. The original Trump Badboy vs. Liberals sticker has been our most popular sticker ever sold. Now, for a limited time, we are offering a second sticker absolutely free! Keep a back-up in your glove box in the event that a deranged snowflake scrapes your original off. Or give your second copy to a fellow-conservative. Whatever you decide, take advantage of this deal before it expires! 6" x 4.328" clear die cut sticker *** MADE IN THE USA | VETERAN OPERATED ***

The Clinton Crime Family. Croneyism. Taxes. Unemployment. Democrat Collusion with Russia. Fake News. Voter Fraud. What do all of these have in common? They are all being exposed, punished and eliminated by President Trump and his administration. Punisher Trump is not afraid of confrontation and he takes no prisoners. Punisher Trump is taking on all of these villains in his quest to Make America Great Again. Will you join him? Place the Punisher Trump Die-Cut Decal on your truck or car to show where you stand. 5" x 5.34" Die-Cut Sticker Scratch Proof Weather Proof *** MADE IN THE USA | VETERAN OPERATED ***

The Clinton Crime Family. Croneyism. Taxes. Unemployment. Democrat Collusion with Russia. Fake News. Voter Fraud. What do all of these have in common? They are all being exposed, punished and eliminated by President Trump and his administration. Punisher Trump is not afraid of confrontation and he takes no prisoners. Punisher Trump is taking on all of these villains in his quest to Make America Great Again. Will you join him? And the best part? This conservative t shirt is made in the USA, printed in the USA, on an American-Made t-shirt press! *** VETERAN OPERATED *** Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL Available in White 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 30 singles –90/10 combed and ringspun cotton/polyester –Ash is 99/1 combed and ringspun cotton/polyester –Alternate Heather CVC colors are 52/48 combed and ringspun cotton/polyester –Side seams, retail fit –Shoulder to shoulder taping –Unisex sizing –Tearaway label

Our beloved 45th President is now available as a limited edition figurine. This Donald Trump figurine comes with a mini MAGA trucker cap that is interchangeable with his famous hair. He's also holding a removable executive order! Assembly required (that's part of the fun!)   Neither Keep and Bear nor this product are provided, endorsed, sponsored by, or affiliated with LEGO Juris A/S or LEGO A/S (collectively "LEGO"), and LEGO does not provide any support or warranty for this product.

A mob of 10,000 Central American migrants is marching through Mexico and heading toward El Paso, Texas. Mexican border agents attempted to stop them at the Mexican border, but to no avail. We understand why they want to flee Honduras and live and work in America. After all, we are the greatest nation on earth. In...

TRUMP COFFEE & CARD Nothing beats this roast-to-order specialty Trump Coffee. This coffee is roasted & blended with some of the most premium coffee beans from all over the world. Includes a free greeting card!   TRUMP .45 ACP AMMO 230g Hollow Point provides nice expansion at the point of contact. A great round with...

The Thrasher Coffee team is excited to introduce our most controversial coffee ever: Border Blend. Protecting our southern border is a serious issue, so we’ve roasted a serious coffee to help raise money to build the wall. This blend is strong and dark with notes of chocolate and spice, fortified with American grit and determination. A wall is firm. A wall is...

The stresses of your workday don’t stand a chance against our 12 Gauge Caffeine Assault Mug! This clever mug is the perfect defense for whatever challenges your day decides to throw at you. Load up your 12 Gauge Caffeine Assault Mug with that favorite caffeine packed beverage you love and blast through your day with relative ease. Best paired with our #45...

Looking for the perfect gift for your conservative husband? Look no further! Get him this beautiful ceramic mug! YOU ARE A GREAT, GREAT HUSBAND.REALLY TERRIFIC. VERY HANDSOME.ALMOST AS SMART AS ME. OTHER HUSBANDS ARE TOTAL LOSERS.EVERYONE AGREES.THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS. You should also add the Trump Trio Coffee Pack and give him conservative coffee to drink in his...

Looking for the perfect gift for your conservative mom? Look no further! Get her this beautiful ceramic mug! YOU ARE A GREAT, GREAT MOM REALLY TERRIFIC. VERY BEAUTIFUL. REALLY FANTASTIC. ALL OTHER MOMS ARE A TOTAL MESS. EVERYONE AGREES THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS. You should also add the Trump Trio Coffee Pack and give her conservative coffee...

Revenge never tasted so good. Try a cup of #45 BLEND coffee in the all new Punisher Trump mug. The Clinton Crime Family. Croneyism. Taxes. Unemployment. Democrat Collusion with Russia. Fake News. Voter Fraud. What do all of these have in common? They are all being exposed, punished and eliminated by President Trump and his administration. Punisher...

Wake up and do your part to keep America great! There is nothing better than knowing Donald Trump is our president fueling our day with American pride. Coffee tastes best when it’s dedicated to our #45. This new mug is designed with “Keep America Great: Trump 2020” on the front and President Trump’s great new slogan “Promises Made, Promises Kept”...

  Thrasher Coffee’s NEW limited edition Deplorable Coffee is a velvety, dark roasted Rwanda blended with a classic, medium roasted Colombian. What was intended as a condescending insult has become a badge of honor. Thrasher Coffee is proud to stand with you as a Deplorable. Take a strong swig and wash down the hate. We...

Nestled in the beautiful foothills of the Appalachian mountains is a premium craft coffee roaster called Thrasher Coffee. A couple of months ago, Thrasher Coffee became the victim of liberal hate when they took a public stand to support President Trump. They received negative press and bad ratings from liberals who had never visited their cafe nor ordered their...

This new bumper sticker will cause liberals, libtards, snowflakes, etc. to lose what little is left of their sanity. Why do liberals hate waking up every morning? Because the rest of us are happy! And why are we happy? We live in the greatest nation on earth! Even better, we have a President who loves...

No collusion with Russia. Lowest unemployment rate in decades. Bringing Kim Jong-un to his knees. Yeah, President Trump is doing a good job. He isn’t just getting things done – he’s EXCELLING. Even Never-Trumpers have to be surprised, at this point. The office sought out Trump during a time when America needed him most. It...

Because of President Trump’s conservative policies, America is WINNING AGAIN! Long gone are the days of Obama and the country is FAR better off because of it. Trump’s economy is thriving and unemployment for all is at record low numbers. That’s not a fluke. Trump has shown the nation that he has what it takes...

X1 USA MADE Punisher T-Shirt ($17 Value) X1 Punisher Hat ($13 Value) X1 Punisher Sticker ($7 Value) X1 Punisher Mug ($15 Value) X1 Punisher Socks ($13 Value) X1 Punisher Patch ($9.00 Value) X1 FREE Trump Life Decal ($7.00 Value) Details in the description below.

Every single 2020 Democrat candidate wants to strip Americans of their right to the Second Amendment. Some have said it openly, while others try to be a little deceiving. And yet, they are fooling nobody. Liberals don’t understand the point of gun ownership, despite seeing what’s going on in places like Venezuela and North Korea...

In their never-ending attempt to eradicate the Constitution, Democrats are continuing to win small battles across the country. The Founding Fathers must’ve turned in their graves 100s of times over. Just the other day an elementary school decided to drop “God Bless America” after the “Pledge of Allegiance,” all because it hurt the feelings of...

Democrats like Bernie Sanders love pointing to European countries as examples of how socialism works for the people. The reality is that Bernie and his ilk are full of it! With socialism, everyone fails together and nobody is allowed to get ahead. Under capitalism, citizens can thrive and take advantage of opportunities. This is what...

God, guns, and America. Could there be a more perfect trio? The Second Amendment was put in place by the Founding Fathers for a reason and it must be defended at all costs. Take Venezuela, for example. The socialist nation is in complete disarray as civilians scrounge for food and water thanks to an overreaching...

Begins shipping May 1st! Are you one of the many Americans who has had his or her MAGA hat slapped off their head? Have you been berated by an unhinged liberal for showing your American pride and support of President Trump? If so, we feel you. We know better than most how ridiculous some progressives...

In a field of extremely weak Democrats, undeclared 2020 candidate Joe Biden is king. For some reason, he continues to lead in the polls. “Creepy” Joe has made waves recently for being so touchy-feely over the years, even JOKING about sexual misconduct after being accused by multiple women of inappropriate touching. This guy, huh? What better way to stick it to Biden and ALL Dems than by wearing a shirt that shows Obama’s VP groping you?

Every proud American patriot needs to understand that Only YOU Can Prevent Socialism! If Democrats get their way and win in 2020, say hello to more taxes, universal health care, a shrinking GDP, and a rising unemployment rate. This is why it is imperative that President Trump is re-elected. There are no two ways around...