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The Reason Why This Man Got Arrested at Planet Fitness for Nudity is Hilarious

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Planet Fitness is the unofficial gym of leftist snowflakes.

Their motto is “no judgment”, but they do judge anyone who exerts themselves too hard while working out–their famed “lunk alarm” that goes off whenever anyone grunts or drops their weights seems like satire, only they’re completely serious about it.

They also not only allow men in the women’s locker room based on their “identity”, but they’ve actually terminated memberships of patrons who object to this policy.

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So you think with this much of an iron grip on their politically correct policies, they would have anticipated patrons wanting to take this “judgment-free zone” concept to the ultimate level.

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Nude fitness.

But no! Apparently, the “judgment-free” folks at Planet Fitness are pretty prudish themselves when it comes to working out in one’s birthday suit, as a Massachutes man discovered over the weekend when he was arrested for doing yoga in his birthday suit at one of the fitness chain’s facilities.

USA Today has the story:

Eric M. Stagno, 34, of Haverhill, Mass., was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct after police responded to the gym in nearby Plaistow, N.H., according to local media reports.

“The story we got from witnesses was that the guy walked in, stripped down right there in front, left the clothes and belongings at the front desk, walked back and forth across the gym a couple of times and then settled in over at the yoga mats,” Plaistow police Capt. Brett Morgan told the New Hampshire Union Leader newspaper.

Officers found Stagno in what appeared to be a “yoga-type pose,” Morgan said.

“The only comment he made was that he thought it was a judgment-free zone, apparently referencing their slogan,” Morgan added.

So, let me get this straight: Planet Fitness can call the police when a naked man does yoga in front of other patrons on the gym floor, but when a patron objects to undressing in front of a biological male in the women’s locker room, suddenly she’s a bigot.

It just goes to show that the modern “no judgment” movement has nothing to do with being judgment-free. After all, no one can truly be free of judgment or you’d basically be a vegetable. We all make judgments about the world around us to function and any moral system, no matter how backward or self-defeating, is based on judgment.

No, Planet Fitness only cares about towing the moral line of the modern progressive left, which is why they judge people who work out hard and don’t judge men who want access to women’s locker rooms.

When it comes to male yogis, perhaps, Planet Fitness, we can all agree that sometimes justice can be a very good thing.

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Disney Slaps ‘Peter Pan,’ ‘Dumbo,’ Other Classic Films With New Content Warnings

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Disney has decided to continue walking down the “woke” path, attempting to stay relevant so they can milk the rest of humanity for all the dollars possible by tossing some disclaimers on a number of classic films warning that some scenes in the movies contain “negative depictions” and “mistreatment of people or cultures.” Good grief. If Disney didn’t own two-thirds of the world at this point, it would become obvious that making this choice to “go woke” would result in the company “going broke,” but since they do seem to have their hand in everything, nothing is going to come of them doing this. via Daily Wire: “These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together,” says the 12-second disclaimer, which cannot be skipped. The films include “Dumbo” from 1941, “Peter Pan” from 1953, “Swiss Family Robinson” from 1960, and “The Aristocats” from 1970. The disclaimer also directs viewers to a website titled “Stories Matter,” which says, “Because happily ever after doesn’t just happen.” “As part of our ongoing commitment to diversity and inclusion, we are in the process of reviewing our library and adding advisories to content that includes negative depictions or mistreatment of people or cultures,” the site says. “We can’t change the past, but we can acknowledge it, learn from it and move forward together to create a tomorrow that today can only dream of.” Disney went on to explain the reason for slapping the warnings on the content: Dumbo “The crows and musical number pay homage to racist minstrel shows, where white performers with blackened faces and tattered clothing imitated and ridiculed enslaved Africans on Southern plantations. The leader of the…

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Top Astrophysicist Says Asteroid Could Smash Into Earth Day Before Election

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So far in the year 2020 we’ve had a pandemic featuring an age discriminating virus, race riots, the government admitting UFOs are real, murder hornets, and the wackiest presidential race of all time. Surely there’s nothing else this year could throw at us, right? Wrong. Apparently, according to astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, there’s a strong possiblity an asteroid is going to smash into the earth the day before the election. Who had asteroid on their 2020 Bingo card? via Fox News: An asteroid with a diameter the size of a refrigerator could strike the Earth the day before the November election, according to celebrity scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson — but it’s not large enough to do any serious damage. The famed astrophysicist said the space rock, known as 2018VP1, is hurtling towards Earth at a speed of 25,000 miles per hour and may clip the planet on Nov. 2. “It may buzz-cut Earth on Nov. 2, the day before the Presidential Election,” he wrote on Instagram. But he added that the flying object is nothing to lose sleep over since “it’s not big enough to cause harm.”⠀⠀⠀ NASA already identified the asteroid that is rocketing toward earth, but stated the chances of it actually hitting the earth are currently less than one percent. “It currently has a 0.41% chance of entering our planet’s atmosphere, but if it did, it would disintegrate due to its extremely small size,” the organization stated. While this rock may not hit earth, or even if it does, it might now do much in the way of damage, but I’ve seen enough scary movies to know that when stuff like this happens, strange occurrences follow. So, sure, you may not have to worry about the asteroid, but if it passes by our planet and you suddenly…

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