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This Democrat Candidate’s Campaign Ad is…Well..Awkward, But It’s Also Hilarious

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It’s getting closer and closer to election season here in the good ole U.S. of A, and that means hilariously cheesy and really poorly done campaign advertisements from both parties will be assaulting your eyeballs every five minutes on practically every channel you watch.

While there’s sure to be no shortage of entertaining commercials from candidates looking to connect with voters and persuade them to support them come November, there’s one in particular that might just be the worst ad ever created in the history of American politics.

You might think this is hyperbole, but it’s not.

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In the ad, Richard Painter, who spent two years as President George W. Bush’s chief ethics lawyer before switching parties, stands before an actual fire in a dumpster. Painter, deadpan and often grimacing through the painful script, says he’s running for office to extinguish the “dumpster” fire raging in Washington, D.C. (Forget that fires don’t often rage in swamps, Painter’s off with his metaphor.)

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“Some people see a dumpster fire and do nothing but watch the spectacle,” he says, squinting into the camera. “Some are too scared to face the danger, or they think it will benefit them if they just let it keep on burning.’

“Others shrug,” he says (cue candidate to raise shoulders) “and say, ‘All this talk about dumpster fires, it’s just fake news!’

Big finish: “There is an inferno raging in Washington. But here in the land of 10,000 lakes [cue awkward emphatic arm gesture as water is dumped on the dumpster], we know how to put out a fire.”

Here’s the full ad. You’re welcome:

As you’ve probably guessed by now, social media is having an absolute blast with this:

Yeah, these tweets pretty much say everything that needs to be said about this mess.

If this guy’s policies are half as bad as his commercial, he should just bow out now. Like right now.

Source: The Daily Wire

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Trump Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders Set to Run for Governor

Oh! Is that right!?

John Salvatore

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders has to have skin tougher than a rhino’s. The unbelievable verbal bashings she took from the media, Hollywood elites, and liberal blowhards on Twitter would be more than enough to make anybody want to quit and walk away. But SHS is a different breed, apparently. She’s welcoming the haters with open arms. From Fox News: Former White House press secretary Sarah Sanders is expected to announce her candidacy for governor of Arkansas in the 2022 elections on Monday, Fox News has learned. Want to see some tolerant liberal reactions? Of course you do! https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1353523584237510656 https://twitter.com/JRehling/status/1353522020470804480 https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1353518538116521986 https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/1353510833050054656 https://twitter.com/drvolts/status/1353510501813153792 https://twitter.com/TheRickyDavila/status/1353524929983963136 https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1353521485483290624

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Washington Post Fact Checker: We Won’t Keep Track of Biden’s Lies Like We Did for Trump

The media: full of objective journalists!

John Salvatore

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Joe Biden doesn’t lie. He can’t. He’s a Democrat and Democrats do not tell lies. Of course women should be allowed to murder their children in the womb and get away with it! Of course men can claim to be women and there’s nothing wrong with their mental state! That’s how these people think, man. It’s criminally insane. From The Daily Wire: Glenn Kessler, a “fact checker” for The Washington Post, kept track of everything he and a team of deemers deemed to be a lie uttered by President Trump. His final tally of Trump’s “false and misleading statements” – 30,573. CONTINUED: But according to a new report, the Post team won’t be keeping score on President Biden, a Democrat. “Trump’s departure also equals an end to having a false claims project for the current president, as The Post said it does ‘not have plans to launch a Biden database at this time,’” The Daily Caller wrote. Just for fun, check out Kentucky Senator Rand Paul blasting George Snuffaluffagus on Sunday morning… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vub26OEWyV8&feature=emb_title

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