WATCH: Biden Details Harrowing Incident From His Youth With Gang Leader Named 'Corn Pop'
If a man as ridiculous as Joe Biden can ascend to vice president of the United States then anything is possible, kids.
On Saturday, Biden told a story of the time he ran into a gang leader named “Corn Pop.”
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This is BIZARRE!
Here’s Joe Biden telling the story of his face-off with a gang of razor-wielding ne’er-do-wells led by a guy named ‘Corn Pop.’
This is BIZARRE!
Here's Joe Biden telling the story of his face-off with a gang of razor-wielding ne'er-do-wells led by a guy named 'Corn Pop.' pic.twitter.com/DddRtWgdza— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) September 15, 2019
From Washington Examiner:
Biden said he prepared himself by wrapping a metal chain around his arm. Corn Pop was waiting by Biden’s car “with three guys and straight razors. Not a joke.”
Advertisement - story continues below“And I looked at him, but I was smart then, I said first of all, I said when I tell you to get off the board you get off the board, and I’ll kick you out again, but I shouldn’t have called you Esther Williams, I apologize for that,” Biden said, revealing Corn Pop was stunned by the apology and decided to not attack him.
Reactions:
This is the weirdest story I’ve ever heard a politician tell. Not to mention it’s completely made up. Also, those kids look bored to death and ready to take a nap.
This is the weirdest story I’ve ever heard a politician tell. Not to mention it’s completely made up. Also, those kids look bored to death and ready to take a nap.
— Mark Ripollone (@MarkRipollone) September 15, 2019
The Biden campaign is now considering hiring someone to pretend to be Corn Pop, the notorious gangsta Biden confronted.
The Biden campaign is now considering hiring someone to pretend to be Corn Pop, the notorious gangsta Biden confronted.
— Dan 🇺🇸 (@danieltobin) September 15, 2019
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) September 15, 2019
Good news! I tracked down the actual footage of Biden’s run-in with Corn Pop’s gang [Not For Sensitive Viewers]
Good news! I tracked down the actual footage of Biden's run-in with Corn Pop's gang [Not For Sensitive Viewers] pic.twitter.com/ridUzkRMhm
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) September 15, 2019
Right, I think he’s actually remembering one of those Gidget and Moondoggie Beach Movies
Right, I think he's actually remembering one of those Gidget and Moondoggie Beach Movies pic.twitter.com/GZKeCtaWuN
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) September 15, 2019
This never happened. This guy shouldn’t even be President of AARP.
https://twitter.com/MD3399465957/status/1173211005679259653?%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1173211005679259653&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fsamj-3930%2F2019%2F09%2F15%2Fwaaaaaat-just-happened-joe-biden-spins-a-yarn-about-fighting-off-gang-led-by-a-guy-named-corn-pop-and-rofl-watch%2F
H/T: Twitchy